Mus-Stank

ROTFLMAO @ this story it took me a while to try and edit it cause this one was funny as hell.
I call this one "MUS-STANK"


I have learned my lesson. I am never meeting a guy on the over the Internet ever again. Okay this is how it all started Two yrs ago my friends with they old asses talked me in to setting up a Myspace page. At first I wasn't really in to it that much cause really I had better things to do with my life. Long story short this little nice looking 21 yr old guy started sending me messages so I added him and we started chatting. We exchanged yahoo messenger names and took the converts over there and I learned that we actually stay like 10 mins away from each other and thats when he started asking can he come and pay me a visit before that moment I had never told him my age by the way yall at that time I was 37 and once again he was 21 and I had a 16 yr old daughter so you know that him coming to my house was out of the question. So I decieded to go to his apartment. Okay , when I stepped in to his apt me I was like wow this is clean for a guy that stays by hisself but the moment that thought came in my head was as quick as it left cause the rancid smell from his apartment hit my nose so hard I was like what the hell. Like a fool I stayed. So we went and sat down on his couch and started watching a movie and this lil nigga tried that yawn lift arm up and then place it on the girl shoulder move. I started laughing cause i remembered that he was only 21,but then that thought was taken away from me because i started smelling a new smell. Little guy must have skipped like 5 days with out deodarent cause he was so musty lik bum on the side of the road musty plus he thought that it was good to lean in for a kiss and OMG! his breath smelled like straight GETBACK* breath by that time i was through with him I politely told him "Look you knew that I was coming over you couldnt have sprayed some air freshner in your house lit some incense matter of fact put some deordarant or something?" he started laughing said my bad be right back. Why o' Why didn't I leave when he went to go freshing his stanking ass up. This nasty as nigga came back out from the shower and dropped his towel and said "Come on let's fuck!, but wait! is my dick too small?". I got out of his apartment so quick sped my ass back to my house, hopped my ass in the shower almost considered burning my clothes cause they had the esscense of funk on them and then I politly called him up and said "look don't ever call or try to make any form of contact to me ever again." a couple of months later I was at the Wal-Mart with my 10 yr old son and Mus-Stank was there. He actually made sure that I noticed him.When I saw him i spoke and walked off FAST.


*GETBACK Breath- stank ass breath that when it smell hits you it makes you wan get the hell back from the persons face

okay okay dudes just like you want us ladies to be all smelling fresh for yall imma need yall to be doing the same it aint nothing like a sexy ass nigga that smelling all good from head to toe.