Friday, July 17, 2009

EATING OUT

WOW!! THIS STORY GIVES NEW MEANING TO EAT

Okay imma make this short back when I like 19 I use to mess wit this Spanish guy and well I guess that he wasn't all that experienced in the head department and well he would always tell me about how much he wanted to eat me out and amongst other things. Okay so one night after a date I decided to see if he was what he said he was and well it wasn't that good but it was cool so(back in the days it was all about nikkas eating me out) I kept him around. The next time we did it I went back to his house and one thing led to another and he started to go down on me and well I started to notice that it wasn't as good I thought it was but I learned that you never tell a guy that he sucks at shit when its pertaining to the bed room so I didn't and well he started getting rough and I guess he was getting really aroused and well he started even more rough and well he BIT ME I mean this fucker BIT THE SHIT OUTTA MY CLIT. I punched the shit outta the side of his face. After I had calmed down I asked him why did he bite me this dumb ass nikka gonna tell me "YOU SAID EAT ME". I was to done with him


GNR..NO NO BOO BOO EAT ME IS A METAPHOR ....DUDES AND SOME WOMEN YOU DONT RELLY EAT THE PUSS YOU SIMPLY NIBBLE ON IT NO TEETH ..LOL I WOULDVE PUNCHED THE SHIT OUTTA HIM TOO

Thursday, July 2, 2009

So Emotional

All I can say is that I was SMDH while I was reading this one
I call this lil story "So Emotional"

Hey girl, Imma keep this short and sweet. Let me just tell you that a sensitive man is not always a good man to have around. I was fucking with this brother out here in D.C. Hands down this brother is sexy fine 6' 5 dark skin big dyck the works. I can't exactly remember when I met dude at but shit it didn't matter. Well when we finally got to it every thing was glory to the hallelujah up in the bed until til brother came. I tell you no lie I thought that maybe my supper time was just that damn good cause every time brother would come he would bust out in to tears I mean literally he would cry. who the fuck does that shit that's some white bitch shit crying during sex. like I said the 1st time he pulled that crying shit I was like yeah I got that ill na na but then he did it again so when I asked he tried to play it off like naw its I don't be crying. I gave him that dude get the fuck outta here look. I had to stop fucking with him cause that shit was creeping me out I didn't know if he was crying cause my shit was good or bad

like i said smdh