Sunday, September 18, 2011

The Crew Can Hit It Too

The saying "It ain't no fun if the homies cant have none" is what comes to mind when I read this story that's what I titled it "The Crew Can Hit It Too".


I met this chick through my big sister and even though chick wasn't she was down for whatever. When it comes to pussy and looks ...Hands down pussy trumps looks. One day I invited the freak over to my house when I wasn't doing shit. Between the 5 mins of dick sucking and ass licking my 3 homeboys came over and they chilled down stairs while I started sampling the goods. Even though the pussy was hella good I found my self holding on really tight to shit cause her pussy was extra deep like if I had let go I was gonna fall into a deep hole. After I nuts in the chick she hops up off my dick, I'm thinking that she went in the bathroom to clean up and I hear this bitch moaning again and I open the door and shes in my bathroom sucking one of my homeboys dick while riding the other and giving the other a hand job. That day all us took turns busting her guts and we even called some more of our homeboys over.



WOWWWWWWW!!!! I HOPE YALL STRAPPED THE FUCK UP WITH HER CAUSE SHE SEEMS LIKE A BITCH IN HEAT AND YOU KNOW WHEN YOU LAY DOWN WITH DOGS YOU BOUND TO GET FLEAS

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Your Place Or His Or Better Yet Hers

So Im back and ready to jump in to my first story Its titled...YOUR PLACE OR HIS


I had just broken up with my long term guy and really wasn't ready to jump in any relationship but I wasn't going to stop having sex. I ended up meeting up with this gorgeous Navy guy and we started hitting it off to where I was comfortable to give it up. The 1st time we did it I went over to his apartment and met his so called "Roommate". Off gate I thought was something funny about the whole situation but it wasn't until the 2nd hook up that I started to put things together. No dudes werent banging each other but I noticed that pictures were always laid flat down or turned around but still because I was so horny I just shrugged and kept on fucking, UNTIL one day dude suggested that we get a room and I'm when I asked why he simply answered that his roommate had a girl over. By this time we were already cut buddies for at least 2 months now and it had been plenty of times when his friend had been there fucking other chicks at the same time me and dude was fucking so I started getting really curious. The next and last time we met up dude gave me the apartment key to open the door while he ran and got some stuff from out of the store and thats when I noticed that he had always been opening the door with this one key me personally I keep all my keys on the same rings home car and work. While he was gone I did what us females do best and that is snoop so I flipped over the pictures and they were of a dude I had never seen and a chick and that the apartment didnt belong to dude that I was fucking nor the roommate that it belonged to the chick in the pictures cause while I was snooping and dude was at the store the chick came home and went stone cold crazy. To add icing on the cake after I stopped messing with dude I was at Chuckie Cheese and ran into him his wife and they 5 ugly ass kids. So not only was he a liar he was a married liar.



WOW SEE THIS IS WHY I ALWAYS MEET UP AT THE TELLY AND I GOOGLE THE COUNTY CLERKS TO LOOK UP MARRIAGE LICENSES

SETTING THE AMBIANCE

Gone Toooo Damn Long

I feel sooooo bad that i have neglected my baby but so much has happened i made a huge move from state to state and went head 1st in my career and have even gotten married. But now baby momma is back with a load of stories some funny some informative and some that will just plan on make you say WHATTTTTTT . i am now not just taking stories about sex but im taking some about crazy dates. sooooooo be patient with me and SEND ME SOME STORIES

email me your stories to:
kiss_and_tell79@yahoo.com
please no made up stories and no drama if you wack than you wack its as simple as that

Saturday, September 19, 2009

sooo sorry

im so sorry that i have neglected my poor blog im in the process of moving so i will be back with good stories and some new things within a couple of weeks
love to see you smile
the storyteller

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Really is that it ?

Sorry that I am taking so long adding new stories but I've been extremely busy. I promise to at least hook yall up with 2 more stories this week. So with no further intro I titled this one "Really Is That It?"


I know I shouldn't be putting dudes business out there but, this dudes dick was soooo fucking small it couldn't even tickle my belly button...lol I know that that is wrong but this here a grown man going round telling girls that he gone put it on them. When he pulled it out I literally pulled out my gps to give me directions to find his small as dick. Don't by far get me wrong dude is sexy as hell but his dick belongs to my 5 yr old nephews puppy. we met through on of my home girls cause he worked with her and she knew off the back that I would like him and she was right. see me I don't mind fucking off the back I ain't no hoe that's just me I like dick and when I saw dude I knew me that he could get it. so for about a week we chit chatted and he told me about how he was a dick slanger and how he can do this and that and how he had a big dick.....lol so finally it was time for our date....well we didn't get outta my house all that talk made me want him so when we got in my room I was laying on top of him and you know how you can usually see a mans wood through his pants? well i didn't so I went in for the kill getting ready to suck his dick he whipped that shit out and I was like really is that it. he got mad cause I was laughing sooo hard cause I couldn't believe this nigga was trying to fuck me with his gummy bear dick. needless to say I told him to kick rocks and I haven't seen him since

Friday, July 17, 2009

EATING OUT

WOW!! THIS STORY GIVES NEW MEANING TO EAT

Okay imma make this short back when I like 19 I use to mess wit this Spanish guy and well I guess that he wasn't all that experienced in the head department and well he would always tell me about how much he wanted to eat me out and amongst other things. Okay so one night after a date I decided to see if he was what he said he was and well it wasn't that good but it was cool so(back in the days it was all about nikkas eating me out) I kept him around. The next time we did it I went back to his house and one thing led to another and he started to go down on me and well I started to notice that it wasn't as good I thought it was but I learned that you never tell a guy that he sucks at shit when its pertaining to the bed room so I didn't and well he started getting rough and I guess he was getting really aroused and well he started even more rough and well he BIT ME I mean this fucker BIT THE SHIT OUTTA MY CLIT. I punched the shit outta the side of his face. After I had calmed down I asked him why did he bite me this dumb ass nikka gonna tell me "YOU SAID EAT ME". I was to done with him


GNR..NO NO BOO BOO EAT ME IS A METAPHOR ....DUDES AND SOME WOMEN YOU DONT RELLY EAT THE PUSS YOU SIMPLY NIBBLE ON IT NO TEETH ..LOL I WOULDVE PUNCHED THE SHIT OUTTA HIM TOO