What Was That!!

LOL so far all the stories I'm getting are basically basically bashing men and they sex performances but I actually have one about a girl.. I call this one What Was That?

When I meet chick everything was perfect I decided to take it slow. She was special real cute red-bone 5'5 thick as hell. Damn she was fine! I was seriously trying to wife her, but it was just to damn perfect she had to have a flaw. Besides the fact that the bitch was crazy and some what of a stalker. She had what I called a let go problem. Just so ya'll ladies don't start hating on a brother I left her because she was crazy. Yeah so the 1st time we had sex. She gave me brains like it was no tomorrow so It was all fair that I gave her some face time. So, I'm down there doing my thing and I hear this noise.I know sometimes when you keep poking in the hole it gets air pockets and make noises it queefs. So I decided to continue, I got back in the groove and I'd be damn if it didn't happen again. But this time I asked her if she was farting and she assured me no she wasn't. I went along and started tearing that ass up from the back and it seemed like every time I went in it she would let out a sound, then I started noticing my stomach getting hot. Then what drew the line was that one of them sounded like she was starting up a engine..smelled like one too. I couldn't take it anymore my dick got soft and she got mad. I tried to fuck a couple times after that but it was the same ol' shit and it smelled like it too. My boys clowned me for months. I knew it was to good to be true besides the bitch was crazy she has a gas problem.


ROTFLMAO who farts while fucking that's disgusting