Skate Away

Well being that I have only had this blog for only 24 hours my mailbox is flooded with stories. Some have had me ROTFLMAO all damn day. Keep them coming.

This story is titled "Skate Away"

Lemme start off by telling you that just cause a man can dance has killer moves don't mean that they can fuck. I was visiting my sister a couple of summers back in ATL and we went skating one night. before we got there my sister was told me that the skating rinks in Ga. ain't nothing like the ones back home in TX. They take skating hella serious in Ga. Well she urged me to get dressed up like I was going to the club and shit. When I got to the rink I knew exactly why. I tell no lie these nikkas was dressed like they was bout to do the damn thing like it was the Source awards and shit. The inside wasn't less glam either it was like stepping into that T.I movie ATL. People had dance routines while skating movies like Roll Bounce and ATL were honestly the only time that I seen shit like that go down in a rink. Well upon getting my skates I bumped in to this fine ass chocolate brother about 6'2 well you know the rest. We said our excuse mes and left it at that. I say about and hour later I'm leaning over the wall dancing to the music Skater Boi comes up to me and asked me did I want to skate. When I told him no he decided to sit and chat but that was cut short cause I guess the song that him and his boys had a routine to came on and my hater ass sister was ready to go, but before we left he gave me his number and name and told me to call him at 2am. Y'all know that I did only cause I wanted someone to hang wit while Iwas up there.
After like 2 days of talking on the phone we finally met up again and we hung out. He took me back to his house and right then and there i knew what time it was(glad i drove my sisters car). Before we got into it he starts giving me this Male Stripper dance show I have to admit it had me hot until the draws came a crashing down. Though he had a long dick that shit was skinny like a carrot. Ladies, before I go on remember this a man that can't eat pussy is a sure sign that he can't fuck..This guy I say lick my shit like 3 times and called that eating pussy and these weren't good licks it was like he was licking a lemon real fast. So he was hinted to me that he wanted me to suck his dick, of course by pushing my head down there and when I got up on it that shit smelled like straight up fish I wanted to throw up so I prayed and kissed it like I didn't know what to do hoping that he would get frustrated and make me stop. He did! Sometimes I wished that I never did stop cause one he tried to hit it raw giving me that lame ass excuse " I can't feel it with a condom on" NO, NO BOO BOO I don't fuck like that. So after I pulled out the condom from my purse he gets mad and puts it on and get into me. I say I gave him 3 free strokes to get it right and he didn't. I was pissed in the middle of his 4th stroke I politely asked him to get off me he went in for a 5th and I pushed him off and got my clothes got dressed and left. For the next 3 days he left me with so many hate messages it wasn't even funny



WOW I GUESS IT TRUE YOU CAN'T JUDGE A MANS SEX GAME BY THE WAY HE SKATES